| The papers were full of it. It reported that | | | | people that the Bolivians will receive the |
| "Russian President Vladimir Putin had | | | | Russian troops with flowers and coca leaves. |
| criticized in no uncertain terms the United | | | | The new Secretary of State, Ilianavich |
| states increasing use of force and is without | | | | Rizotsky, travels the globe promoting love, |
| doubt creating a new arms race, with smaller | | | | democracy and liberty along with new oil |
| nations intent on becoming nuclear powers. He | | | | leases. |
| further added that we are witnessing an | | | | |
| almost uncontained hyper-use of force in | | | | In the meanwhile, the Russian President |
| international relations. The United States | | | | insults every country within reach, thumbs |
| has overstepped its national borders in every | | | | his nose at the UN, straps himself in a |
| way" | | | | Tupolev 307 and lands in the middle of the |
| | | | frozen Neva River announcing that the Mission |
| Before our usual rebel rousers start spilling | | | | Has been Accomplished. |
| their beans against Putin and Russia, I | | | | |
| suggest they think for a moment. I know it is | | | | At that moment the clever Vice President |
| an almost impossible task, but it is worth a | | | | initiates a round of meetings with former |
| try anyway. Let me paint a picture. | | | | associates for the purpose of arranging |
| | | | contracts to rebuild Bolivia and supply it |
| Russia has just invaded Bolivia, claiming | | | | with their own tin to make beer cans, new |
| that its tin mines are a health hazard for | | | | iPods and pizza containers. When the Vice |
| the citizens of St. Petersburg and Odessa. | | | | President is questioned by a member of the |
| Its Secretary of Defense, extraterrestrial by | | | | Supreme Council about the secret negotiations |
| nature, bombs the living heck out of La Paz | | | | with the contractors, he tells them to go f.. |
| and disbands the Army, the Police, the | | | | themselves. It is not something that even Joe |
| Sanitation Department and the Wal Marts still | | | | Stalin would dream of doing. |
| open. | | | | |
| | | | Now, would the US just sit and watch the |
| The Vice President then assures the Russian | | | | Russians make a mess of things? |