An Immigration Policy All Sides Should Be Able to Get Behind

In the 1980's the Reagan Administration supportednight, co-mingling with drug couriers, rape, murder,
passage of the Simpson-Mazzoli Act as a way to,robbery and kidnapping of illegal immigrants is
once and for all, to end the vexing cauldron ofwidespread and tolerated.
problems created by illegal immigration. ObviouslyUnder a labor co-operative system these abuses
Simpson-Mazzoli was not successful. In fact, the law,would be virtually stopped. Job seekers could visit their
and it's particularly fuzzy enforcement mechanismstown hall or a labor co-operative office and use a
only served to accelerate and fuel the problem.computer to apply and peruse job listings. They could
Today we have a mess. Rational solutions arereview online, conduct a search of positions listed by
paralyzed by our politically cancerous left versus rightjob description and location and then apply. If for
cat fighting. Even reasoned discussions of potentialinstance, a farmer in Earlington, KY is seeking 8
solutions to a problem that all parties agree must belaborers for 9 months, the deal can be cut and travel
settled are reduced to sloganeering and name calling.organized without ever having to risk one's life dodging
Let me propose a simple set of solutions that could,snakes in Central American jungles or crossing bleak
really should, settle the matter to a high degree ofdeserts and being dumped in an arroyo by extorting
satisfaction benefitting all sides in this crucial, heated"coyotes". The thousands of dollars in fees paid to the
debate.illegal human transporters would be far better utilized
We really have three sets of distinct interest groupsby the very poor who so desperately seek work in
involved: the illegal immigrants (mostly Hispanic andthe United States.
Mexican) and the Mexican government, the AmericanLatin American governments, the very governments
business community that requires a massive supply ofthat do not recognize the rule of law, property rights
labor and the citizens of the United States who areand the importance of free markets, callously
being exposed to the costs and liabilities inherent inencourage illegal immigration. This black movement of
supporting public services for millions of people thattheir citizens acts as a pressure release valve on their
have entered the country illegally and are forced to livesocieties. The billions of dollars in remittances that are
in the shadows.returned to family back home by illegal immigrants to
First let's address the business community. AnyAmerica serves as a lubricant to quieting social
employer that needs field workers, gardeners,tensions and financially supporting populations locked in
restaurant workers, whatever, would have topoverty and despair by the incompetence and
advertise the positions in local print media two times,corruption of the governments under which they must
stating pay, benefits, location of employment and alive.
description of labor to be performed. This will alsoUnder a labor co-operative system these bureaucratic
prove or disprove the theory that Americans will notogres would still enjoy the benefits of billions in annual
perform menial jobs.remittances returning to their countries. Families could
If the positions are not filled with local, legal Americancontinue to subsist, albeit in grinding hopelessness and
job seekers, then the employer would have the optionpoverty. Government's duty to protect its citizens
to address their labor requirements through a laborwould at least be celebrated a bit less cynically.
co-operative. This would NOT be a new governmentFinally, how would the American citizen benefit from an
bureaucracy, but would be under the jurisdiction of theorganized labor co-operative system? Labor would
Dept. of Labor. Private staffing firms like Manpower,finally be organized, free to come for a set period of
companies with experience in the field of matchingtime, return home and pay a small tax to cover the
employee and employer needs, would be contractedminor cost of the services they would consume. This
to act as clearing houses. They would staff officeswould over time lighten the burdens on social services,
along the Mexican border, and in countries such as Elhospitals, police forces, school systems, local, state and
Salvador and Guatemala.the federal government. As long as immigrants commit
The employers would pay a small fee to thea crime the first time they step foot into the country
government for each person hired and to theillegally there will be a parallel universe inside our
contracted human resource, Manpower-type firms forsociety of crime, evasion and a lack of integration into
their time, expenses, background checks and matchingsociety.
applicants to positions. The employer, by participating inCities would be safer. Businesses would be able to
such a labor co-operative, would no longer beprovide the goods and services that the society has
committing a crime and risk serious fines and legalcome to expect. The millions of illegal immigrants
jeopardy that can occur when hiring illegal workers.currently here in the country would be able to
The employer would provide the co-operative with anparticipate in the labor co-operative system, but they
order for a specific number of workers, copies of thewould be granted no benefits beyond what any other
print advertisements run locally seeking Americanapplicant would receive. Anchor babies would no
workers, clearly post pay, locations of employment,longer be given the rights of an American citizen. Any
benefits, housing and the length of the workemployer who is caught employing illegal workers after
engagement. There would be time limits on service, notthe labor co-operative system is functional would be
to exceed one year. After a minimum return period ofsubject to exponentially larger fines and seizure of all
three months to their home country, a foreign workerbusiness assets.
can re-sign for another tour of employment.Finally, the border must be sealed. No country can
The employer would be required to handle any medicalsurvive the causal entry and exit of its border by
costs incurred by the co-operative provided workermillions of people at will. Our border is a particularly
and provide travel to, and from, the point ofenticing target for illegal crossing because it separates
embarkation at the beginning and end of the contract.a wealthy country with a too-generous welfare state,
The employer would pay a significant fine if thefrom a group of countries with dysfunctional
worker does not return to the embarkation point, oneconomies where poverty is the rule, not the
time and sign-out on their way out of the country. Aexception for the masses. Understandably, it is a
small tax would be withheld from the workers pay tomagnet, but it is long past the time when we must
support the program and it's policing. A card dated andclose the border while responding to the needs of
signed by the employer and the worker, and describingillegal immigrants to work, businesses to have
job particulars would be used for identification.employees to do manual labor and citizens to be
This would provide American farms and businesses arelieved of the burden of supporting a stupefying drain
simple, affordable, easily negotiated system of fillingon the public purse caused by this solvable problem.
labor needs. Now let's address the illegal immigrantsPoliticians seeking to curry favor with a new group of
and their government's interests. The first duty of anyvoters or see their populations rid of a mass of mostly
sovereign government is to protect their citizens. Andyoung, hungry laborers seeking what they cannot
yet, illegal immigrants are the targets of the mostprovide, will not like this plan. They prefer to keep the
corrupt, dangerous and cynical forms of abuseissue and not find a solution. If the government will only
enabled by the very governments that encourage thisallow a private enterprise solution, one where markets
form of immigration from Latin America. Crookedrule, not bureaucrats, we can finally settle these
police and border patrols shake down poor, frightened,problems. It is time for a little common sense.
confused travelers. Dangerously hopping trains in the